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Muriel Waves :

Muriel cute mermaid MacBubbles hyperactive mermaid silhouette waving underwater Keywords: Muriel cute mermaid MacBubbles hyperactive mermaid silhouette waving underwater

Muriel MacBubbles - Hyperactive Mermaid

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VFP Programmer Girl - Nerds Rule :

Nerds Rule! She-geek with VFP code background. nerd, nerds, rule, nerdette, nerd girl, girl, nerd gurl, vfp, visual, foxpro, code, programming, pro Keywords: Nerds Rule She-geek VFP code background. nerd, nerds, rule, nerdette, nerd girl, girl, nerd gurl, vfp, visual, foxpro, code, programming, programmer, programmer girl, programmer chick, nerd chick, source, coding, gurl

Nerds Rule Visual FoxPro Programmer Girl

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Real Men Shave With a Straight Razor! :

REAL men shave with a straight razor! (scratches, cuts, toilet paper. smiley Keywords: REAL men shave straight razor scratches cuts toilet paper tissue smiley

Real Men Shave With a Straight Razor!

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Espresso Time - Cute and Caffeinated :

Espresso Time Cute and caffeinated kawaii cup saucer espresso maker Keywords: Espresso Time Cute caffeinated kawaii

Espresso Time Cute and caffeinated kawaii

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I Like Manly Things :

I like manly things flask pipe fedora hat zippo fluid lighter straight razor Keywords: manly things flask pipe fedora hat zippo fluid lighter straight razor

I like Manly Things - Zippo, Straight Razor, Fedora, Pipe, Flask

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Luna - the Hula-Hula Moo-Cow :

hula cow Luna grass skirt lei moocow Keywords: hula cow Luna grass skirt lei moocow moo-cow

Luna - the Hula-Hula Moo-Cow

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1929 Model A Ford :

1929 Model A Deluxe Roadster How I roll Keywords: 1929 Model Deluxe Roadster How roll

1929 Model A Ford - That's How I roll

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Software Pirate - Old School :

8 bit software pirate 5.25 floppy disk flag Keywords: 8 bit software pirate 5.25 floppy disk flag

8 bit software pirate 5.25 floppy disk flag

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Civet Brand Luwak Coffee :

Civet brand luwak coffee. Man that shit is good! Keywords: Civet brand luwak coffee. Man shit good

Civet Brand Luwak Coffee - Man That S### is Good!

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I'm not short... :

I'm not short, I'm FUN-SIZED! stick figures tiny small little Keywords: short  FUN-SIZED fun sized stick figures hyper tiny small little

I'm not Short, I'm FUN-SIZED!

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The Joy of Discipline :

Athletes know the joy of discipline, and so do very, very kinky people. whip flail s&m horse whip Keywords: Athletes know joy discipline very kinky people whip flail  s&m horse whip

Athletes know the joy of discipline, and so do very, very kinky people.

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Black Sheep :

Every family has one black sheep. That would be me. Keywords: Every family black sheep

Every family has one black sheep. That would be me.

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Midnight Brew XSpeakeasyX COFFEE HOUSE :

After-Midnight Brew Speakeasy err... Coffee House. And it always has been, see? Keywords: After-Midnightafter midnight Brew Speakeasy Coffee House house always been see coffee

After-Midnight Brew Speakeasy err... Coffee House. And it always has been, see?

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Midnight Brew XSpeakeasyX COFFEE HOUSE :

After-Midnight Brew Speakeasy err... Coffee House. And it always has been, see? Keywords: After-Midnightafter midnight Brew Speakeasy Coffee House house always been see coffee

After-Midnight Brew Speakeasy err... Coffee House. And it always has been, see?

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Irony. :

Irony. Now with an actual iron. irony, iron, steam, burn, scorch, actual iron, burned, char, charred, ironic, now with, real iron Keywords: Irony  iron steam, burn scorch  burned char charred ironic real iron

[no description needed]

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That's How I Troll :

That's how I TROLL - Internet trolls, funny shirts and stickers clicking the troll button Keywords: That's how TROLL Internet trolls funny shirts stickers clicking troll button mouse

That's How I Troll

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Dr Cadeuceus' Cure-all Snake Oil :

Dr Cadeuceus’ Cure-all Snake Oil. Essence of asp, cobra, and viper. Keywords: Dr Cadeuceus’ Cure-all Snake Oil essence asp cobra viper snake oil doctor

Dr Cadeuceus’ Cure-all Snake Oil. Essence of asp, cobra, and viper.

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[IDGAF] :

flip fuck i don't give a IDGAF dgaf Keywords: flip fuck don't give IDGAF dgaf

I don't give a f(lip)

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Attention Whore :

Why yes, I AM an attention whore. How could you tell? Keywords: why yes attention whore how could  tell

Why yes, I AM an attention whore. How could you tell?

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Elphaba is a Diva... :

elphaba, wicked, witch, west, dorothy, rant, star, 1939, wizard, oz, great, powerful, saccharine, disposition, jacked up, kansas, teeth, hussy, bum Keywords: elphaba wicked witch west dorothy rant star 1939 wizard oz great powerful saccharine disposition jacked up kansas teeth hussy bumpkin gale cousins

Who's the REAL star?

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Keep Calm and be Original :

keep calm and be original irony Keywords: keep calm original irony

Yeah, we went there...

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FU Internet Collegiate shirt :

FU Internet - Just... Just F U Collegiate Shirt Keywords: FU Internet - Just... Just F U Collegiate Shirt fu

FU Internet - Just... Just F U

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I like my vodka... :

I like my vodka how I like my men – gone by morning. Keywords: vodka men gone morning martini apple tini appletini green

Like I like my men; Gone by morning. (Also in Green! Use CafePress Link or view Full Profile or Redbubble!)

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Murile MacBubbles - Colorized :

Muriel MacBubbles - Fully Colorized! Hyperactive Mermaid at large. Keywords: muriel macbubbles Muriel MacBubbles fully colorized hyperactive mermaid Mermaid large

Muriel MacBubbles - Fully Colorized! Hyperactive Mermaid at large. (Only at RedBubble at the moment)

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Goldie the Mermaid :

mermaid goldie cut you cute fish Goldie goldifsh Note: We also have a non-threatening version here:http://www.redbubble.com/people/halfnote5/works. Keywords: mermaid goldie cut cute fish Goldie goldifsh

Goldie the Mermaid. Isn't she cute? ...She'll cut you.

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I'm not old, I'm RETRO! :

I'm not old, I'm RETRO! Keywords: not old RETRO vg font video game old school old TV

I'm not old, I'm RETRO!

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OMG! PONIES!! :

OMGPONIES omg ponies omghorses omg horses Keywords: OMGPONIES omg ponies omghorses omg horses hearts pony horse heart

OMGOMGOMGPONIES!!!

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Kiss My Adorable Ass... :

Kiss my adorable ass ( donkey / mule ) Keywords: Kiss adorable ass ( donkey / mule ) kiss

(By which we mean this cute little mule/donkey)

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St. Somewhere location sticker/logowear :

Saint Somewhere Time to get away to St. Somewhere... Keywords: saint somewhere fly oval logo yellow st st.

Time to get away to St. Somewhere... (sticker is SMALLER on RedBubble than on CafePress)

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Goldie the Mermaid :

Goldie the Mermaid non violent nonviolent Keywords: Goldie Mermaid non violent nonviolent

Goldie the Mermaid - Nonviolent Edition ; ) (CafePress link shows both editions mixed in together)

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Goldie the Mermaid :

This is Goldie. She's a mermaid. She'll cut you. Now on iPad covers Goldie the mermaid. IF you touch my iPad she'll cut you Keywords: goldie mermaid tablet ipad cut  she will shell she'll blue gold fish goldfish mermaid

Goldie made it to tablet/phone covers!

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OMG PONIES!!! (monochrome) :

OMG PONIES!!! (monochrome) OMGPONIES omg ponies omghorses omg horses horse pony heart Keywords: OMGPONIES omg ponies omghorses omg horses horse pony heart

OMG PONIES!!! (monochrome) (CafePress Only at the moment)

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OMGPONIES!!! (color) :

OMG PONIES!!! (monochrome) OMGPONIES omg ponies omghorses omg horses heart Keywords: OMGPONIES omg ponies omghorses omg horses horse pony heart

OMG PONIES!!! (monochrome) (RedBubble Only at the moment)

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Boxy the Whale :

Boxy the Whale (cute! square!) Keywords: Boxy  Whale boxy whale cute square

Boxy the Whale

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Don't be a... :

Don't be a horse's arse... (ass if you're frome the states) Keywords: don't be horse's arse

Art Nouveau Horse's Arse

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I feel better! Thank you, beer! :

I feel better. Thank you beer! Keywords: feel better thank beer glass mug

I feel better. Thank you beer!

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I feel better! Thank you, beer! :

I feel better. Thank you coffee! Keywords:  feel better thank coffee cup saucer

I feel better. Thank you coffee!

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That's How I Rolling Pin :

how I roll rolling pin Keywords: how roll rolling pin

That's how I roll... This one looks great on an apron! Give one to that special guy or gal who is the local kitchen maestro. Use the CafePress link

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1000 Paper Cranes :

1000 paper cranes 1102 Keywords: 1000 paper cranes 1102 thousand

One Thousand Folded Paper Cranes

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Rubric Cube :

Rubric Cube - Interpersonal etiquette and social mores Keywords: Rubric Cube - Interpersonal etiquette  social mores rubric cube

Rubric Cube - Interpersonal etiquette and social mores

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Happy Hallowebruary! :

Now get that pumpkin off your porch before it finished turning into seed-riddled goo Keywords: happy hallowebruary halloween pumpkin

For those neighbors that are a little behind on changing out their decorations

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Witchy little halloween cat :

Witchy little halloween cat kawaii cute Keywords: witch Witchy little halloween cat kawaii cute

Witchy little halloween cat (cute!)

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Love & Luck :

Love & Luck love and luck heart clover four leaf fourleaf Keywords: Love clover heart Luck love luck

Love & Luck

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Beary :

Beary - Adorable stuffed teddy bear. Plush nose. Beary Cute! Keywords: beary teddy bear cute stuffed

Beary - Adorable stuffed teddy bear. Plush nose. Beary Cute!

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Magnificently Baka :

Magnificently Baka - (Kanji:

(Kanji: "Baka." Translation: "Stupid")

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Sola the Cow :

hula cow Sola grass skirt lei moocow Keywords: hula cow Sola grass skirt lei moocow

Sola the Hula-Hula Moo-cow

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Luna and Sola :

hula hula moo cows sola and luna Keywords: hula hula moo cows sola luna

Luna and Sola - b2b

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Luna and Sola :

hula hula moo cows sola and luna Keywords: hula hula moo cows sola luna

Luna and Sola - f2f

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I'd rather be elsewhere :

I'd rather be elsewhere - I would Keywords: I'd rather  elsewhere would

Shirts, iPad Covers and such

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I'd rather be elsewhere :

I'd rather be elsewhere - I would Keywords: I'd rather  elsewhere would

Bumper stickers and such

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Zen Sunflower :

Himawari Sunflowwer - Zen sunflower in yellow - yellow, zen, himawari, sunflower, brush, ink, japanese, calligraphy, flower, simple, sun flower, pe Keywords: Himawari Sunflowwer - Zen sunflower yellow - yellow, zen, himawari, sunflower, brush, ink, japanese, calligraphy, flower, simple, sun flower, pen

Himawari Zen Sunflower - Yellow

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Zen Red Sunflower :

Red Himawari - Zen Sunflower Keywords: Red Himawari - Zen Sunflower red sun flower sunflower red himawari

Himawari Zen Sunflower - Yellow

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Beware Portrait Photographers :

Beware of portrait photographers! They will shoot you in the face. Keywords: beware portrait camera photographers shoot face

...they will shoot you in the face.

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I Love Photography! :

I love photography antique accordion box camera old school with wooden tripod Keywords:  love photography antique accordion box camera old school with wooden tripod

Old School Box Camera on Tripod - I love photography

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Family of owls. Hoot! Cute design. :

Family of owls. Hoot! Cute design. Keywords: family  owls hoot Cute design

RedBubble only, at the moment. Hoot!

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Ginko Tree Leaves :

Ginko Biloba Tree Leaves and sky Keywords: ginko biloba tree leaves

Photo by Dee, Design by ZP. Check RedBubble (or the View Larger link) for a jazzed-up version.

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Georgie Goat Graphic :

Good Luck goat - its name is Georgie! Keywords: georgie goat good luck dee miles weber

Monochrome Graphic vrsn. Produced fm a lovely original photgraph by Dee Weber

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Georgie Goat :

Dee Miles Weber - Georgie Goat Keywords: georgie goat good luck dee miles weber

Original Georgie Goat (Currently RedBubble Only)

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Nouveau Mallard :

Art Nouveau Duck mallard Keywords: Art Nouveau Duck mallard art nouveau duck

Nouveau Female Mallard Duck in Flight

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Mah-Jong! :

Mahjong tiles bumper sticker mah jian jianng jonng Keywords: Mahjong tiles bumper sticker

Mah-Jong Bumper Stickers and other stuff (CafePress Only)

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Himawari Mah-Jong Suits Panel :

Himawari Mah-Jong design mah-jong mahjong jian jongg Keywords: himawari sunflower mah jong design mah-jong mahjong jian jongg

Himawari Mah-Jong design (Click larger view to see on a RedBubble shirt!)

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Mamachari! :

mamachari beach cruiser bicycle bumper sticker bike basket decal (also available on shirts, apparel, and other items!) Keywords: mamachari bike bicycle cycling cycle beach cruiser sticker

Beach cruisin' Bike! (We have some funky 70's and 80's versions HERE)

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Watch for Bicycles :

watch for bikes, and share the road! Keywords: mamachari bike bicycle cycling cycle beach cruiser sticker watch for bikes share road

Share the Road! (CafePress Only at the moment

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If I had seen you coming, I would have hidden. :

If I had seen you coming, I would have hidden. Does anyone do any actual work at this company? Keywords: seen coming hidden hide hiding

Does anyone do any actual work at this company?

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Time to step it up. :

Time to Step it up. Way up... Step Aerobics humor Keywords: humor humour funny step up aerobics

Time to Step it up. Way up... Also in GYM BAGS and YOGA MATS!

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Wooden Propeller Schematic (vertical) :

Wooden Propeller Schematic Keywords: wooden propeller schematic vertical

Wooden Propeller Schematic (vert.)

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Wooden Propeller Schematic (horizontal) :

Wooden Propeller Schematic Keywords: wooden propeller schematic horizontal

Wooden Propeller Schematic (horz.) (CafePress Only)

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Lacy, Girly Heart :

I will kick you in the throat anti-valentine Keywords: violent angry girly cute will kick throat anti valentine

I will kick you in the throat - Lacy, girly heart with sharp edges.

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Anti Valentine :

valentine antivalentine Lacy girly heart I will kick you in the throat Keywords: valentine anti lacy girly heart will kick  throat

Anti Valentine I will kick you in the throat

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Anti Valentine Deluxe :

valentine antivalentine Lacy girly heart I will kick you in the throat Keywords: valentine anti lacy girly heart will kick throat

Anti Valentine I will kick you in the throat (full version)

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Snow Fox :

Snow Fox winter tree Keywords: Snow Fox snow fox winter tree

Snow Fox in Winter (RedBubble only, currently)

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Zodiac Symbol - Leo :

Zodiac Leo symbol or sign Keywords: zodiac leo symbol or sign

Zodiac Leo symbol or sign

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Stylized kitty cat leo :

Stylized kitty cat leo sign symbol sigil Keywords: stylized kitty cat leo sign symbol sigil

Stylized kitty cat leo Zodiac sign

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"Don't worry - it isn't mine" :

Blood spatters

Blood spatters "Don't worry - it isn't mine"

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Corrective Interview :

You look like you need a corrective interview. With a horse whip. Keywords: look like need corrective interview horse whip.

You look like you need a corrective interview. With a horse whip.

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Let It Snow! :

Let it snow - sompleace else somewhere else Keywords: Let snow - sompleace else somewhere else

Let it snow! (somepleace else...) (RedBubble Only)

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Woof! :

Woof! woof, bark, fuzzy, hairy, fur, furry, pelt, wolf, dog, canine, canid, dogs, howl, rescue Keywords: woof bark canid dog furry fuzzy pelt wolf canine howl

Woof! Happy Canid Shirt

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Charming Pixel Glasstile Heart :

Charming pixelated heart with script - valentine's day geekery Keywords: Charming pixelated heart script - valentine's day geekery valentines valentine

Charming Pixel Glasstile Heart

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No Licking! :

Lollipop - NO LICKING! Lollipops or otherwise. Keywords: lollipop lollipops no licking

Lollipop - NO LICKING! The lollipops OR what's below them...

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2 player :

up up down down left right left right b a select start  equals LOVE. 2 player. Keywords: up down left right select start player two valentine valentines

up up down down left right left right b a select start equals LOVE. 2 player code.

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2 player :

up up down down left right left right b a select start  equals LOVE. 2 player. Keywords: up down left right select start player two valentine valentines

Bumper Stickers, too! CafePress Only...

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Left-Handers :

Left-Handers are the only people in their right minds. left handers, left, handers, handed, are the, only, people, in their, right, mind, right min Keywords: let hand handers handed right mind left, handed,  hand,  lefties,  leftys,  lefty,  south paw,  right,  mind,  minds,  right minds,  handers, people

Left-Handers are the only people in their right minds. RedBubble Only, for the moment)

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Good Morning! :

If I had seen you coming, I would have hidden Keywords: seen hidden would

If I had seen you coming, I would have hidden

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Athletes know the joy of discipline. :

Athletes know the joy of discipline. So do very, very kinky people. Humor and double entendre Keywords: kinky people discipline althetes entendre

Athletes know the joy of discipline. So do very, very kinky people. (Sans Horsewhip Version)

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Athletes appreciate Discipline - Old Version :

Athletes know the joy of discipline. So do very, very kinky people. Humor and double entendre Keywords: Athletes know joy discipline very kinky people Humor and double entendre

Athletes appreciate Discipline - Old Version

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Freddy :

Freddy was always kind of a tool...  -Velma  (Scooby Dooby Doo Parody) Keywords: freddy velma tool scooby Freddy Velma

Freddy was always kind of a tool... -Velma

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Your Brain is not a Hat Rack :

Your brain is not a hat rack Keywords: brain hat rack hatrack

Your brain is not a hatrack.

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Roses are #FF0000... :

Roses are red violets are blue #ff0000 #0000ff What the binary fuck is wrong with you? 01000110 01010101 01000011 01001011 Keywords: roses red blue binary fuck wrong #0000ff #ff0000 0000ff ff0000

What the binary 01000110010101010100001101001011 is wrong with you?

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Just for the LULz :

Just for the ell-you-ellz! (LULz) Keywords: ell lulz ell-you-ellz ell you ellz

Just for the Ell-You-Ellz

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Underestimating :

You are phenomenally underestimating the preposterous quantity of shit I don't give. Keywords: shit give phenomenally underestimating quantity

You are PHENOMENALLY underestimating the PREPOSTEROUS quantity of shit I don't give.

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Kurosama's onsen :

kurosama's onsen - sketchy tourist attraction Keywords: kurosama kurosama's onsen kuro sama

Kurosama's onsen -40F: Refreshing!

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Powered by Borscht :

Powered by Borscht Keywords: Powered by Borscht

Available in red. The end. REDBubble Only. The end.

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Babushka's Borscht :

Babushka's Borscht Keywords: Babushka's Borscht babushka nesting dolls doll matryoshka

Actual Recipe (except on the bumper-sticker style) CafePress only, at the moment.

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Tiny owl on branch :

Owl on branch in wind - ink  sketch. Keywords: Tiny owl branch

Brushpen Sketch: Tiny Owl on Branch (CafePress only, just yet)

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I love my wife! :

I love my wife! (Greek mythology) harpy Keywords: love wife Greek mythology harpy harpie

...though sometimes she can be...

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No Luting :

Respect hurricane victims - no luting please Keywords: respect hurricane victims luting looting

Respect Hurricane Victims

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Candy Corn :

Candy Corn - Shiny Sparkly Awesome Halloween vampire mummy holy ghost Keywords: candy corn shiny sparkly halloween

Candy Corn - sparkly and shiny and glossy! (RedBubble only for the moment. We're workin' on it.)

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Yoga Kicks Ass :

Yoga Kicks ass - seat of yoga pants Keywords: Yoga Kicks ass seat pants

And yes, this print IS available on the seat of a pair of yoga pants!

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44Squared :

44 squared Presidential inauguration 2013 2012 Keywords: 44 squared 442 president obama four

Four more years! Inauguration Commemorative Logo.

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I Love Bubble Tea! :

I love bubble tea! Tapioca Keywords: bubble tea tapioca pearls

Yay, tapioca pearls!!! - RB only, but not for long ; )

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Himawari ma jian :

Himawari mah jong ma jian Keywords: Himawari mah jong ma jian

Himawari mah jong ma jian

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I am a tool! :

I am a tool! Specifically, a hammer... Keywords: tool hammer specifically

(Specifically, a hammer!)

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You keep me grounded :

You keep me grounded. Emotionally and electrically. Electrocution is (usually) not romantic. Valentine's Keywords: grounded keep valentines romantic funny nerdy

Emotionally and electrically.

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I'm here to cheer you up. :

I'm here to cheer you up. Keywords: cheer scythe reaper rabbit cute

...so, y'know, cheer up and stuff... (Different colors at different sites! Check out all three!)

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Get Off My Lawn :

Get Off My Lawn  - old mannish shirt Keywords: Get Off My Lawn

The mantra of crotchety old men everywhere

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No Signal :

no signal no reception sad and unhappy emoticon Keywords: signal reception sad unhappy emoticon

No bars = unhappy.

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No Signal :

no signal no reception sad and unhappy emoticon Keywords: signal reception sad unhappy emoticon

No bars = unhappy.

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No Bars :

no signal, no bars, signal, bars, antenna, unhappy, sad, smiley, cell, phone, weak, connection, lost, incommunicado Keywords: signalbars signal bars antenna unhappy sad smiley cell phone weak connection lost incommunicado

Incommunicado...

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No Bars (Black) :

no signal, no bars, signal, bars, antenna, unhappy, sad, smiley, cell, phone, weak, connection, lost, incommunicado Keywords: signalbars signal bars antenna unhappy sad smiley cell phone weak connection lost incommunicado

Incommunicado...

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LVU (Love you) :

lvu h8u love you hate you leet leetspeak trolling irc chat Keywords: lvu h8u love hate leet leetspeak trolling irc chat

LVU!

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LVU/H8U :

lvu h8u love you hate you leet leetspeak trolling irc chat mixed messages tsundere Keywords: lvu h8u love hate leet leetspeak trolling irc chat

LVU/H8U - Mixed Messages

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H8U :

lvu h8u love you hate you leet leetspeak trolling irc chat Keywords: lvu h8u love hate leet leetspeak trolling irc chat

H8U - a little free-floating hostility.

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Tae Kwon Do :

place foot here - tae kwon do Keywords: place foot here korean hangul tae kwon do

Place Foot Here. (English AND Korean/Hangul!)

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Tae Kwon Do (Lt on Dark) :

taekwondo place foot here Keywords: place foot here korean hangul tae kwon do

Place Foot Here. (English AND Korean/Hangul!)

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Football? Or Hand-Egg? :

football? More like Handegg. (Hand Egg Squad) Keywords: football Handegg Hand Egg Squad foot ball

Looks good on sweatshirts!

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Handegg Squad :

US Athletic Club Handegg Squad. Go team! Keywords: hand egg foot ball football handegg squad us athletic

US Athletic Club Handegg Squad. Go team! (Check larger picture to see on RedBubble sports hoodie. Looks GOOOD on sports hoodie...)

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MS60 QVCW 1VKU UFBC :

MS60 QVCW 1VKU UFBC Game On Keywords: MS60 QVCW 1VKU UFBC Game castlevania

Game On. Old Castlevania II code. Every gamer from the '80s knows this one.

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Special Kind :

I am a special kind of crazy! specialkind Keywords: ppecial kind crazy specialkind

I am a SPECIAL kind of crazy.

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I'm not Lazy... :

I'm not lazy, I'm efficient! Keywords: lazy efficient efficiency

I'm EFFICIENT! (Looks good on coffee mugs!)

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Cuddlefish wants hug :

Cuddlefish wants a hug - cuttlefish squids and cephalopods cute kawaii Keywords: Cuddlefish wants hug - cuttlefish squids cephalopods cute kawaii

The friendliest Cuttlefish ever. (In Blue)

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Cuddlefish wants hug :

Cuddlefish wants a hug - cuttlefish squids and cephalopods cute kawaii Adorable Keywords: Cuddlefish wants hug - cuttlefish squids cephalopods cute kawaii Adorable

The friendliest Cuttlefish ever. In Pink (For CafePress, pink is further down on pg)

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Dark, Sinister Squid. :

Sinister dark squid cute sinisquid Keywords: Sinister dark squid cute sinisquid cuddlefish

(Don't worry - it's just Cuddlefish the cuttlefish)

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Communication Devices :

ios andriod driod versus vs. mac pc royal smith corona communication device wars Keywords: ios andriod driod versus vs. mac pc royal smith corona communication device wars

Which one is better? The saga continues...

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Football + Vuvuzelas = awesome :

Soccer / Football + Vuvuzelas = awesome Keywords: Soccer vuvuzela Football Vuvuzelas awesome

[No further description of this magnificence is necessary]

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Awesomeness Meter :

Awesomeness Meter Gauge - I am Awesome Keywords: Awesomeness Meter Gauge Awesome

Your own personal awesomeness meter - and tha gauge is pinned.

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Coffe or fire? :

Here's the deal - you give me coffee and I refrain from setting things on fire. Keywords: refrain coffee setting fire mobsters gangster cups mugs fedora fedoras

Your choice, see...

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PEBKAC :

PEBKAC id10t error Problem exists between keyboard and chair  old school Keywords: PEBKAC id10t error Problem exists between keyboard chair  old school

Problem exists between keyboard and chair.

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I'm Irish Too! :

Oh! You're irish too? Cool! Kiss you? Umm... no. Get the hell out of here before I call the cops. St. Patrick's day cute little Irish Girl - Collee Keywords: kiss irish st saint patricks lass

But don't kiss me. Seriously. Get the hell away from me.

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Hooligans :

Hooligans - We're not Irish. We actually do host a lot of truculent, aggressive roughnecks. Calm Yer Shenanigans. Cute Irish Lass St. Patrick's Day Keywords: roughnecks truculent st. saint pats patricks patrick's pat's day

We're not an Irish bar - we actually just host a lot of truculent roughnecks.

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Happy St. Pat's day! :

Happy St. Pat's! Leprechaun Irish Lass. Keywords: Happy St. Pat's Leprechaun Irish Lass patrick's patricks saint

Cute Irish Lass in Leprechaun outfit.

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Tsundere Sandy :

Tsundere Sandy Says: I don't hate you. Probably. Keywords: tsundere sandy hate probably

Tsundere Sandy Says: I don't hate you. Probably. (Don't worry if you don't get this one. And if you DO, you're welcome. ; )

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Rudolph Jolly Roger with Candy Canes :

Rudolph Jolly Roger with Candy Canes Keywords: Rudolph Jolly Roger pirate Candy Canes

Yo Ho Ho.

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Rudolph Jolly Roger - Plain :

Rudolph Jolly Roger Plain Keywords: Rudolph Jolly Roger Plain pirate

Yo Ho Ho.

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Pirate Santa Says "Yo Ho Ho!" :

Pirate Santa says Yo Ho Ho - head only Keywords: pirate santa yo ho rum jolly roger rudolph earring

"... AND a bottle of rum!"

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Pirate Santa on Beach. Muriel Cameo :

Pirate Santa Sez Yo ho ho with Muriel Mermaid and a bottle of rhum rum Keywords: santa pirate beach mermaid rum

Featuring rum AND our mermaid Muriel. What's not to like?

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Pirate Santa... :

Pirate Santa Says Yo Ho Ho Keywords: Pirate Santa Says Yo Ho Ho  santa, pirate, ho ho ho, yo ho ho, rum, claus, beach, liquor, santa claus, pirate claus, yo, ho, rhum, palm trees, ocean, jolly, roger, rudolph

AND a bottle of rum! Plain version for those who like their Santa solitary on the beach.

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Cheerful Christmas. :

That's not mistletoe - it's poison Ivy. Now go take a shower and keep your lips away from me, Keywords: mistletoe scythe poison ivy lips away keep

That's not mistletoe - it's poison Ivy. Now go take a shower and keep your lips away from me,

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Sam Wainwright Telegram - Better Version :

Dear George stop  Mr Gower cabled you need cash stop my office instructed to advance you up to twenty five thousand dollars stop hee haw and merry Keywords: george bailey sam wainwright wonderful life

From "It's a Wonderful Life"Dear George stop Mr Gower cabled you need cash stop my office instructed to advance you up to twenty five thousand dol

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Bovine Excrement Gauge :

Warning Gauge - Excessive levels of bovine excrement have been detected Keywords: Warning Gauge - Excessive levels of bovine excrement have been detected

Warning Gauge - Excessive levels of bovine excrement have been detected

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Male Breast Cancer Awareness :

Male Breast Cancer Awareness - We're all in this together Keywords: male breast cancer awareness together

We're all in this together

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Male Breast Cancer Awareness :

Male Breast Cancer Awareness - Respect your man boobs! Keywords: MAle Breast Cancer Awareness man boobs respect

Respect your man boobs! (Further down, on CafePress page)

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Cheer up! :

They sent me to cheer you up girl with bunny rabbit scythe Keywords: sentcheer girl bunny rabbit scythe

Girl with bunny scythe. Green version on CP, Brown on RedBubble. Check 'em out!

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Vinyl :

LP Record vinyl if you don't know what this is, you are too young to hit on me Keywords: know too young hit vinyl record lp 45 rpm

Age Test - (Phone cover shown)

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45 Adapter :

45 record adapter if you don't know what this is, you are too young to hit on me Too old Keywords: 45 record vinyl adapter lp young old

Know what this is, kid?

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Turbine Windmills :

Live green wind mills windmill wind turbine Keywords: Live green wind mills windmill wind turbine

Live Green

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Live Green :

Live Green Windmill Keywords: Live Green Windmill

Live Green Windmill (Click "View Larger" to see shirt version!)

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Live Green - Greenhouse :

Live Green Greenhouse with sunshine and flowers Keywords: live green greenhouse

With Sunshine and Flowers

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Dorothy and Elphaba :

Dorothy and Elphaba wicked witch of the west ultimate chick flick two women trying to kill each other over a pair of shoes Keywords: Dorothy Elphaba wicked witch west ultimate chick flick women kill pair shoes oz great powerful

The Ultimate chick flick - two women trying to kill each other over a pair of shoes

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Dorothy and Elphaba :

Dorothy and Elphaba wicked witch of the west ultimate chick flick two women trying to kill each other over a pair of shoes Keywords: Dorothy Elphaba wicked witch west ultimate chick flick women kill pair shoes oz great powerful

The Ultimate chick flick - two women trying to kill each other over a pair of shoes

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You know... :

everything is better with flying monkeys you know witch elphaba toto elvyra gulch mamachari Keywords: everything better flying monkeys

Everything IS better with flying monkeys!

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Keep it chilly, bro! :

Keep it chilly, bro! Snowboarding penguin in toboggan Keywords: Keep chill  bro Snowboarding penguintoboggan

Snowboarding penguin

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Bah, Humbug! :

Bah Humbug. No, seriously, piss off. Keywords: bah Humbug seriously piss

No, seriously. Piss off.

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I liked it before it was cool... :

Cool stuff I got my head flushed down the toilet for liking 30 years ago Keywords: cool head flushed video games tolkien lasers aliens zombies vampires computers internet star wars trek anything comics manga romance movies music programming culinary joy prize

Stuff that is cool now, but that I got my head flushed down the toilet for liking 30 years ago...

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Oppai! :

Oppai shirt with appropriate curves Keywords: Oppai tits shirt appropriate curves

Oppai! (For the student of the Japanese language who feels compelled to label pretty much everything.) Some CP shirta have the graphic positioned a

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Nail gun... rail gun... :

No you idiot! I said bring me a NAIL gun! rail gun humor is as railgun (or nailgun) humor does. Keywords: rail gun railgun nail gun nailgun idiot

... Same difference.

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Special Edtn. Muriel :

Muriel Special Edition Keywords: Muriel Special Edition

Muriel Special Edition - Zazzle only (for now.)

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Hazards of Cycling #213 :

cycling hazard tunnels underpasses Keywords: cycling hazard tunnels underpasses

Tunnels/Underpasses

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Cycling Hazard #30 :

HAzards of cycling - Construction zones wrecking ball wreck Keywords: Hzards of cycling  Construction zones wrecking ball wreck

Construction Zones

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Cycling Hazard #208 :

Cycling Hazard - Weddings in the park, bride, run over, groom, screaming bouquet Keywords: Cycling Hazard  Weddings park bride groom screaming bouquet

Weddings in the park

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Cycling Hazard #4 :

cycling hazard stray golf balls thwack upside the head Keywords: cycling hazard stray golf balls thwack upside head

Stray golf balls.

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Cycling Hazard #407 :

cycling hazards any holiday involving fireworks and rockets Keywords: cycling hazards holiday involving fireworks rockets

Any holiday involving fireworks.

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Cycling Hazard #308 :

Hazard of cycling bicycling really steep hills Keywords: Hazard cycling bicycling really steep hills

Really Steep Hills

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Cycling Hazard #19 :

bicycling hazards bad gps and inability to read maps Keywords: bicycling hazards gps inability read maps

Inability to read maps.

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Cycling Hazard #999[] :

cycling hazards aliens alienz abductions close encounters ufo space ship Keywords: cycling hazards aliens alienz abductions close encounters ufo space ship

Close encounters

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Cycling Hazard #309 :

Oldsters in enormous cars cycling hazards Keywords: Oldsters in enormous cars cycling hazards old people

Old people in enormous cars.

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Cycling Hazard #201 :

cycling hazard low hanging branches bike still going Keywords: cycling hazard low hanging branches bike still going

Low-hanging branches

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Cycling Hazard #114 :

Cycling hazards Overenthusiastic under enthusiastic over under enthusiastic companions Keywords: Cycling hazards Overenthusiastic under enthusiastic over under enthusiastic companions

Overly (or underly) enthusiastic companions

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Cycling Hazard #147 :

You know it's a bad day to ride when the squirrels have gotten into the Red Bull. Keywords: cycling hazards kamikaze squirrels

Kamikaze Squirrels

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Cycling Hazard #44 :

torrential rain while bicycling Keywords: Cycling hazards 44 torrential rain bicycling

Sudden torrential rainstorms

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Cycling Hazard #31 :

Cycling hazard 31 - Distractions Keywords: Cycling hazard 31 - Distractions bicycle bike biking

Distractions...

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Cycling Hazard #20 :

Cycling Hazard 20 Pedal slip - roll off curb, fall off seat Keywords: Cycling Hazard 20 roll curb fall seat slip pedals

Slipping off the pedals

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Metroid Spoof Bumper Stickers :

Bailey Aran for president 2087 Better leadership Fewer space pirates Keywords: Bailey Aran for president 2087 Better leadership Fewer space pirates bumper stickers

Bailey Aran for president 2087 Better leadership Fewer space pirates

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Happy Egg :

HAppy Breakfast Time Egg Keywords: HAppy Breakfast Time Egg

Breakfast time!

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Rule 34 :

rule 34 - no exceptions collegiate print jersey shirt Keywords: rule 34 - no exceptions collegiate jersey

No Exceptions

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Popein' ain't Easy :

Popein' ain't Easy Keywords: popein' pope pope in, popein, pope-in' aint ain't easy popeing  francis mark benedict,  pope john paul

[Yeah, we went there, too...]

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My Tiny Teal Deer :

My Tiny Teal Deer - TL;DR: Cool story, bro.  My Little Tiny Teal Deer Keywords: cool story bro teal deer tldr tl dr tl;dr too long didnt read mlp friendship magic little my tiny pony my little pony

Cool story, bro! (Too long; Didn't read.)

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I am here! :

I am here! Shenanigans to ensue... Keywords: shenanigans, st, patricks, patrick, saint, day, patrick's, green, ireland, erin, eire, irish, shamrock, hooligans, hooligan

Shenanigans to ensue...

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1942 :

1942 Peace Symbol US Army Air Corps / Japanese Airforce Keywords: wwii, us army, air corps, japanese, zero, peace, 1942, veterans, day, memorial

Peace Symbol US Army Air Corps / Japanese Airforce

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Namaste, bitches! :

Namaste Bitches - Silver Glitter Effect Keywords: bitches,glitter,mica,namaste,namaste bitches,silver,sparkles,sparkly,sup,symbol, purple, glittery

Special Request - Silver (Check out both CP AND RB - I can't decide which is better.)

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Namaste, bitches! :

Namaste Bitches - Green Glitter Effect Keywords: bitches,glitter,mica,namaste,namaste bitches,silver,sparkles,sparkly,sup,symbol, purple, glittery

Special Request - Green

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Namaste, bitches! :


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Namaste Bitches - Purple Glitter Effect Keywords: bitches,glitter,mica,namaste,namaste bitches,silver,sparkles,sparkly,sup,symbol, purple, glittery

Special Request - Purple

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Namaste, bitches! :

Namaste Bitches - Pink Glitter Effect Keywords: bitches,glitter,mica,namaste,namaste bitches,silver,sparkles,sparkly,sup,symbol, purple, glittery

Namaste Bitches in Pink

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Video Killed the Radio Star :

Video Killed the Radio Star Keywords: Video Killed the Radio Star  rock on TV old school buggles television static video, killed, radio, star, radio star, television, static, old school, flashback, flash back, buggles, 80s, 1980, 1980s

Video Killed the Radio Star

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Sliced Heart :

SLiced bleeding heart with flatline pulse and blood driplets Keywords: bleed,bleeding,broken,brokenhearted,drip,driplets,droplets,flat,flatline,heart,hearted,line,pulse,razor

Sliced bleeding heart with flatline pulse

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One if by LAN... :

One if by LAN, Two if by C:\ Keywords: one lan two sea c 1 2 LED electronics symbols C:\

Two if by C:\

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Don't react... :

Act, Don't react. Keywords: act, react, crossed out, x out, x

...ACT!

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NOW EQUIPPED WITH: :

NOW EQUIPPED: ’80s RPG Shirt DEF: +1 RES: +10 AGI: +0 INT: +5 CHARM: -5 HUMOR: +15 NOSTALGIA: +80 ROMANCE: -9999 ATTRIBUTES: Establishes alpha-geek Keywords: rpg, equip, equipped, 80s, nostalgia, geek, nerd, status, attributes, video, games, role, playing, jrpg, jrpgs def res agi in charm humor nostalgia romance -9999

'80s RPG Shirt (with status effects)

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NOW EQUIPPED WITH: :

NOW EQUIPPED: ’80s RPG Shirt DEF: +1 RES: +10 AGI: +0 INT: +5 CHARM: -5 HUMOR: +15 NOSTALGIA: +80 ROMANCE: -9999 ATTRIBUTES: Establishes alpha-geek Keywords: rpg, equip, equipped, 80s, nostalgia, geek, nerd, status, attributes, video, games, role, playing, jrpg, jrpgs def res agi in charm humor nostalgia romance -9999

'80s RPG Shirt

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React :

REACT - no, ACT Keywords: react, act, crossed, out, scribbled, xed, x ed, x out, cross out, dont react

No... ACT.

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Rejected Initial Concepts (Dr. Who) :


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Rejected Initial Protagonists Keywords: doctor, who, dr, what, when, why, where, how, dr what, dr when, dr where, dr how, dr why  protagonists

May I present Dr.s What, Why, When, How, and Where.

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I'm not short; :

I'm not short; I'm a MUNCHKIN! Keywords:  im, not, short, i am, munchkin, munchnik, im a munchkin, emerald, candy, strip, candystripe, city

I'm a MUNCHKIN! (3 colors)

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'80s RPG (JRPG) Shirt :


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NOW EQUIPPED:’80s RPG Shirt DEF: +1 RES: +10 AGI: +0 INT: +5 CHARM: -5 HUMOR: +15 NOSTALGIA: +80 ROMANCE: -9999 ATTRIBUTES: Esta Keywords: rpg, equip, equipped, 80s, nostalgia, geek, nerd, status, attributes, video, games, role, playing, jrpg, jrpgs

Attributes: Romance: -9999

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Exercise the Demon :

Exercise the Demon (No, I DON

(No, I DON'T mean "exorcise.")

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Psychadelic Rasta Squirrel :

Psychadelic Rasta Squirrel. For no reason whatsoever. Keywords: Psychadelic Rasta Squirrel psycho rodent kamikaze nutter

For no reason whatsoever.

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Serious Business... :

serious business srs bzns / bznz Keywords: serious srs business bzns bznz delirious biznasty

SRS BZNS

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Serious Business... :

serious business srs bzns / bznz Keywords: serious srs business bzns bznz delirious biznasty bsns

Lightly SRS BZNS

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Rainbow Tree :

Rainbow Tree Japanese Maple Keywords: rainbow, tree, leaves, leaf, dash, rainbow tree, maple japanese

sans foxes

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Rainbow Tree :

Rainbow Tree Japanese Maple Keywords: foxes, fox, tree, maple, japanese, rainbow, multicolor, multicolored, multihue, colors, colours, leaves, spring, summer, fall, autumn, winter

Rainbow Tree with Foxes

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Birdwatching :

bird, tit, marsh tit, binoculars, watching, watcher, spyglass Keywords: watching, bird, tit, marsh, binoculars, ogle

Birdwatching - Bonoculars and (Marsh) Tit

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Birdwatching - Weathered :

bird, tit, marsh tit, binoculars, watching, watcher, spyglass Keywords: watching, bird, tit, marsh, binoculars, ogle

Birdwatching - Bonoculars and (Marsh) Tit (Distressed/Sketch look)

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You are Here :

You are here. ...but you SHOULD be HERE. Keywords: You are here ut you SHOULD be HERE city, cityscape, map, funny, you are here, should be here, here, should, should be, lost, directions, directory, gps, navigation, navi, navigator, chart

...but you SHOULD be HERE.

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Rainy Day at the Beach :

Rainy Day at the Beach. And it's your first and only vacation in 5 years.
Zombie-Process and Millicent here know just how you feel. Dammit Keywords: rain, rainy, day, beach, bikini, cocktail, storm, lightning, ocean, vacation, ruined, damn it, rained, rained on, thunder, irritated, frustrated, zombie process, raining, funny, humor, bad day

Have a nice vacation.

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Cleaning. Never a good idea. :

Cleaning - Easy-peasey!  Five hours later... Why is there more than when I started? Is it breeding or something!? I's been hours and it's not getti Keywords: broom, cleaning, cleaning, mess, work, not getting any better, breeding, messy, clutter, cluttered, broom, meltdown, fit, snap, zombie process, angry, i hate cleaning, cleaning sucks, conniption sweeping sweep dust pan dustpan

This happens to me every time.

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I am a homo-sapien :

I am a homo sapien. And I vote! Keywords: I am a homo sapien homo-sapien homosapien and I vote

and I VoTE!

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Proud parent... :

Proud parent of a human being... I think... Keywords: proud parent of a human being. I think

of a human being. I think...

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Why won't you accept my love? :

Why won't you accept my love? A little melodrama never hurt anyone. Keywords: love, accept, why, wont, you, heart, broken, hearted, umbrella, rain, cloud, storm, zombie process, sad, torn, depressed, unrequited, anti, valentines, hurts, creepy, stalker, creeper, creeper shirt, lonely, umbrella

A little melodrama never hurt anyone.

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First Rule of Comic-con :

First rule of comic-con - you do not talk about comicon. Keywords: comic, convention, comicon, comic con, con, fight club, do not talk, funny, nerd, nerdy, geek, comics, manga, cons, secret, shut up, talking, talk, speak, speaking, about, lulz, rule, rules, rulez

You do not talk about comic-con

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I heart GMOs :

I love GMO / GMOs Keywords: gmo, gmos, love, heart, genetically, modified, organism, organisms, funny, devils, advocate

Controversial? Sure! Beneficial? The can be! Or maybe you just like stirring things up. ; )

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SPOT Dyslexia! :

SPOT Dyslexia Today! (Funny Shirt) Keywords: humor, dyslexia, spot, stop, sign, funny, lol, olo, transposed, transpose

SPOT Dyslexia Today!

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If you find a big cauldron of crazy... :

If you find a big cauldron of crazy, it's best not to stir it. Keywords: find, big, cauldron, pot, tank, crazy, if, you, not, stir, agitate, it, kettle

If you find a big cauldron of crazy, it's best not to stir it.

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Just be yourself. :

Just be yourself. ...unless you suck. Then be someone else. Keywords: just, you, yourself, unless, suck, you suck, then be, be someone, someone, else, someone else

...unless you suck. Then be someone else.

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Don't do anything WELL... :

Don't do anything well that you don't want to do again Keywords: dont do, anything, well, dont want, to do, again, funny, office, lazy, humor, work, avoiding

...that you don't want to do AGAIN.

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Jumbo Shrimp 1 :

Jumbo Shrimp Keywords: Jumbo Shrimp trimpy trimp trimps

Jumbo Shrimp

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Jumbo Shrimp 2 :

Jumbo Shrimp Keywords: Jumbo Shrimp trimpy trimp trimps

Jumbo Shrimp Larger Trimpy

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Maybe YOU'RE the reflection :

Maybe YOU're the refelction noitcelfer eht re'UOY ebyaM Keywords: Maybe YOU're the refelction noitcelfer eht re'UOY ebyaM

noitcelfer eht RE'UOY ebyaM

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You call it narcissism... :

You call it narcissism...I call it a healthy dose of self-esteem. Keywords: You call it narcissism...I call it a healthy dose of self-esteem.

I call it a healthy dose of self-esteem.

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I demand an explanation for this bullshit! :

I demand an explanation for this bullshit! Keywords: I demand an explanation for this bullshit!

I demand an explanation for this bullshit!

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PARADOX: This sentence is false. :

PARADOX This sentence is false Keywords: PARADOX This sentence is false

ThIS.... sENtEncE.... is.... FaLSE!

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You're... actually kind of a pain in the ass. :

You're... actually kind of a pain in the ass. Keywords: You're... actually kind of a pain in the ass.

(But aren't we all?)

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You're... actually kind of creepy. :

You're actually kind of creepy Keywords: You're actually kind of a creepy

(Please go away.)

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Christmas does not start before halloween. :

Christmas does not start before halloween. Keywords: Christmas does not start before halloween.

Put that fancy santa away.

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Merry Festivus :

Merry Festivus Keywords: Merry Festivus gold sparkly glitter

Merry Festivus

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I wasn't thinking about killing you. :

I wasn't thinking about killing you. Keywords: I wasn't thinking about killing you.

I wasn't thinking about killing you... really!

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I wasn't thinking about killing you. :

I wasn't thinking about killing you. Keywords: I wasn't thinking about killing you.

I wasn't thinking about killing you. I promise!

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I always tell some version of the truth :

I always tell some version of the truth Keywords: I always tell some version of the truth redhead

I always tell some version of the truth

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Wife-Beater? How vulgar! :

Wife-Beater? How vulgar! This is a Gentleman's Camisole. Comes in a HUUUGE selection of tank-tops.  ; ) Keywords: Wife-Beater? How vulgar! This is a Gentleman's Camisole. tank top moustache

Wife-Beater? How vulgar! This is a Gentleman's Camisole.

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Defective. (but awesome!) :

Defective. (but awesome!) Keywords: Defective. (but awesome!) stencil stamp reject

Defective. (but awesome!)

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Tae Kwon Do :

Tae Kwon Do - I like kicking people Keywords: Tae Kwon Do  I like kicking people hangul korean translation

Tae Kwon Do Korean Hangul (Translation: I like kicking people)

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Namaste Fox Handstand :

Namaste Fox Handstand - Yoga Mat with glittery namaste Keywords: Namaste Fox Handstand - Yoga Mat with glittery namaste

Namaste Fox Handstand - Yoga.

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Does NOT play well with others :

Does NOT play well with others - No 2P Game controller Keywords: Does NOT play well with others No 2P Game controller Does NOT play well with others

Does NOT play well with others No 2P Game controller

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We are MEN! :

We are MEN! You can't keep US from doing stupid shit! Keywords: cant,doing,keep,manly,men,movember,stuff,stupid,us,we,you,Zombie Process We are MEN! You can't keep US from doing stupid shit!

We are MEN! You can't keep US from doing stupid shit!

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Dees Fish. Bird. ...Fish. (Optical illusion) :

Dees Fish. Bird. ...Fish. (Optical illusion) iPod Keywords: Dees Fish. Bird. ...Fish. (Optical illusion) iPod

Dees Fish. Bird. ...Fish. (Optical illusion) iPod

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Dees Fish. Bird. ...Fish. (Optical illusion) :

Dees Fish. Bird. ...Fish. (Optical illusion) Keywords: Dees Fish. Bird. ...Fish. (Optical illusion)

Dees Fish. Bird. ...Fish. (Optical illusion) inverse color

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Dees Fish. Bird. ...Fish. With legs (Optical illusion) :

Dees Fish. Bird. ...Fish. (Optical illusion) Keywords: Dees Fish. Bird. ...Fish. (Optical illusion)

Dees Fish. Bird. ...Fish. (Optical illusion) inverse color

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Dees Fish. Bird. ...Fish. With legs (Optical illusion) :

Dees Fish. Bird. ...Fish. (Optical illusion) Keywords: Dees Fish. Bird. ...Fish. (Optical illusion)

Dees Fish. Bird. ...Fish. (Optical illusion)

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Friendship Means... :

Friendship means if your best friend is in a fight, YOU are in a fight. Keywords: Friendship means if your best friend is in a fight, YOU are in a fight. hair pulling

if your best friend is in a fight, YOU are in a fight.

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Hot Chick :

Hot Chick - VERY hot chick. Keywords: Hot Chick fire flames chicken

VERY hot chick.

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I LOVE the great outdoors! :

I LOVE the great outdoors! Cuts, scrapes, bruises, mosquitoes, contusions, etc Keywords: I LOVE the great outdoors! Cuts, scrapes, bruises, mosquitoes, contusions, etc

I LOVE the great outdoors!

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I see your point! :

I see yout point! ...but I don't care. Keywords: I see yout point! ...but I don't care.

...but I don't care.

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Vrschikasana :

Vrschikasana yoga like a boss Keywords: Vrschikasana yoga like a boss

Vrschikasana - Like a BOSS-sana!

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Five Aces :

Five Aces is bad luck Keywords: Five Aces is bad luck 5 cards blood

5 aces is bad luck

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Architect's drafting lamp sketch :

Architect's drafting lamp sketch Keywords: Architect's drafting lamp sketch

Architect's drafting lamp sketch

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See your point :

See your point. Don't care. Keywords: See your point. Don't care.

...don't care.

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Love is love. :

Love is love. Marriage Equality. Keywords: Love is love. Marriage Equality.

Marriage Equality.

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Sorry, sir - our company policy is to not care. :

Sorry, sir - our company policy is to not care. Keywords: sorry sir our company policy company policy not care not care to not care not to care zombie process office business humor

Sorry, sir - our company policy is to not care.

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DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! (Ballmer) :

DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! (Ballmer) Keywords: monochrome, silhouette, ballmer, developers, steve, developers developers, microsoft, nerd, geek, geekery, funny

...developersdevelopersdevelopers...

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Behind the 8 Ball :

Behind the eight ball Keywords: behind, 8 ball, eight, ball, eight ball, work, zombie process, funnt, office, humor, busy

We'll be here if you need us...

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Behind the 8 Ball :

Behind the eight ball Keywords: behind, 8 ball, eight, ball, eight ball, work, zombie process, funnt, office, humor, busy

We'll be here if you need us...

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The Pissed Pony Pub and Saloon :

pissed, pony, pub, saloon, bar, drunk, drink, drinking, horse, passed out  Fake bar shirt Keywords: pissed, pony, pub, saloon, bar, drunk, drink, drinking, horse, passed out

Fun fake bar shirt.

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Beehive Hairdo :

Beehive Honeycomb Hairdo Cute Girl Keywords: beehive, bee, hive, honeycomb, honey, comb, hairdo, cute, girl, hair do, hair, do, zombie process, coiffure, bees

Worn by cute li'l Miss Honeybee

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Sassy Sherlock :

No S###, Sherlock. I deduce that you are a moron Keywords: Sassy No Shit Sherlock I deduce that you are a moron

"I deduce that you are a moron."

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KTHXDIE :

KTHXDIE in a fire Keywords: KTHXDIE in a fire

KTHXDIE (in a fire)

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Highland Games :

So I got a little carried away at the highland games. Never felt so free!! Keywords: So I got a little carried away at the highland games Never felt so free

So I got a little carried away...

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I AM the Big Kahuna! :

I AM the Big Kahuna! Keywords: I AM the Big Kahuna!

I AM the Big Kahuna!

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"Ma" Kanji :

Ma Kanji

Kanji for "Ma" (Demon)

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Angel Meets Devil :

Angel Meets Devil Keywords: Angel Meets Devil cute

Angel Meets Devil

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Teal Deer TL;DR Redux :

Teal Deer TL;DR Redux Keywords: Teal Deer TL;DR Redux

Teal Deer TL;DR Redux

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I don't have trust issues... :

I don't have trust issues, all of you are simply incompetent (Typography) Keywords: I don't have trust issues, all of you are simply incompetent (Typography)

...all of you are simply incompetent (Typography)

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Rickety Hills Senior Center Karate :

Rickety Hills Senior Center Karate - Break Some(one else's) Hip! Keywords: Rickety Hills Senior Center Karate - Break Some(one else's) Hip!

Break Some(one else's) Hip!

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Geezer's Got Game :

Geezer's Got Game Keywords: Geezer's Got Game Athletic Oldster

Just 'cause you're old, doesn't mean you ain't awesome.

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Dinosaur and Meteor :

Dinosaur and Meteor

"Aww, $#!&..."

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Buy a Freaking Bell :

Buy a Freaking Bell - Cycling Hazards Keywords: Buy a Freaking Bell Cycling Hazards

Cycling Hazards

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...And the Horse You Rode In On :

...And the Horse You Rode In On Keywords: Horse You Rode In On

...And the Horse You Rode In On

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Dapper T-Shirt :

Dapper Casual T- Shirt Keywords: Dapper Casual T- Shirt

Dapper Casual. VERY Casual...

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It was a calculated risk... :

It was a calculated risk...but BOY, am I BAD AT MATH! Keywords: It was a calculated risk but BOY am I BAD AT MATH

but BOY, am I BAD AT MATH!

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